I read a quote today that says “Rock Bottom has created more champions than privilege.” Obviously, the quote is referring to people clawing themselves out of the dirt to become the best that they can be. Obviously. But when I read it, I thought it was referring to The Rock Bottom. I was like, “yeah, that makes sense. If you get hit with the Rock Bottom and live, then you’ll definitely become a champion.” Except, of course, for the fact that nobody gets out of the Rock Bottom because it is usually followed up by the most electrifying move in sports entertainment history- The People’s Elbow.